Financial Freak Show

At what point do you feel mental pain as a result of a purchase (or in the case of married folk physical pain?) How much money can you blow before you feel you need permission so your other half won’t “bring the pain?” If you’re single at what dollar amount do you feel guilty for buying something?

 Since my wife and I are trying to reach some specific financial goals we are kind of strict about any money that we blow. The dollar amount that would trigger my wives fury while we were trying to eliminate our personal debts (I know this may sound insanely low to many of you) was around $25. Do remember though that my wife is a saver by nature and I’m the one that liked to spend. Also remember that I’m talking about spending money that wasn’t in our spending plan – I’m not talking about things like food, gas, needed things around the house, car maintenance etc. – I’m talking about things we hadn’t planned for like a cool $52 sweatshirt, or a $175 replacement for the broken cell phone – you know that sort of stuff.

Now that our debts have been cleared (with help from some learned behaviors like this one) our spending threshold has now been adjusted accordingly. We’re now closer to the $80-$100 range for “free” spending. Now that we’ve worked so hard to always discuss and share our finances we usually talk about most things over $50 anyway (note that we talk about it…not fight about it). Hopefully one day with enough hard work and discipline when I surprise my wife with the new Cadillac she wants and the only discussion we’ll have will be where we’re taking it for dinner that night and who gets to drive – now there’s the spending threshold I’m shooting for!

Agreed upon spending limits is where a couple’s shared finances can really help a couple succeed over the long term due to the unavoidable accountability. How’s the saying go? “At some point he’ll have to come home!”

What dollar amount do you feel you should have agreement with your spouse before buying something as to avoid your home turning into a bad Jerry Springer episode?  If you’re single at what dollar amount do you feel you’ve let yourself down buy spending too much?

Emergency money was a key in my strategy to remove the debts from my life. In my posts To Whom the Accidents Happen and So the Accidents Don’t Happen to You, I talked about the importance of saving some money to help cushion you from some of the lumps you take just by living your life.  After reading up on the subject a bit (actually quite a bit – I knew nothing about having money in the bank) My conclusion was if I was going to lower my debt I first needed to put some money in place to prevent me from using debt to live my life every day. Now my only financial safety net is my bank account where before I used credit lines – I sleep much better now.

How long could you cover your household living expenses with your current liquid savings? This survey of 2,318 adults 18 & older asked how long people could survive on the liquid money they had available. It proves how unprepared many Americans are with less emergency money available than the professional financial nerds out there recommend.

• Less than one week 17%
• One week - one month 14%
• One month - 90 days 24%
• Three - six months 10%
• Six months or more 19%
• Declined to answer 17%

The scary numbers are the first two. 31% don’t think they could make it a month. That’s a scary state of affairs for a lot of people out there. Most advisers recommend 3-6 months in liquid money. According to this survey only a third of Americans measure up to those recommendations though it sounds like from recent reports the current economy may have scared some more money into savings accounts over the last year or so. From my experience lately though people have been spending more time whining about being broke than actually doing something about it…I guess we’ll see the next time “it rains!”

So how does  your family measure up? Post a comment and lets us know (don’t worry you can even use a fakie name if that makes you feel better about yourself)

*Survey source: LexisNexis Martindale-Hubbell’s Lawyers.com survey of 2,318 adults 18 and older.

This is for those of you that are paid on a bi-weekly basis. There are 52 weeks in a year so it works out that twice a year you’ll receive a third paycheck that month. It’s what I like to call the “Magic Month” The cool part about this is that the month isn’t any longer but the still magic happens and you take home an extra 50% – hence the name Magic Month. For Vinny Financio the magic is happening this month – right before your eyes.

Of course to make the Magic Month work for you I advise that like a true FinancialFreak you plan for this well in advance. Work these extra funds into your budget prior to getting that fat fist full of cash and take advantage of this magical windfall instead of letting it wander out of your life. No matter what your present financial situation is you can pay down some debts, shore up your big fat emergency fund, lock it away towards one of your savings goals, and maybe even blow a reasonable amount of it.

*Note I said blow a reasonable amount! As always let’s plan ahead, be responsible, have a little fun and make Mr. Financio proud. Remember we’ll likely have this same talk again in a few months so with a little discipline maybe it will be more talk about fun and less about paying debts!

No, this isn’t a post about selling drugs to pay down your debts, though that could work pretty well until “the man” comes looking for you. Of  course once they catch up with you and slap you in prison for the rest of your life you probably won’t care much about repaying CitiBank.

If you follow my posts you will know that I recently sat my lazy butt  down on the couch and watched the entire 2-hour Cocaine Cowboys documentary. For those of you familiar with this program you’ll know that the people interviewed and discussed in this program worked diligently for years to become the best in the cocaine importers in the world.

So the question that came to my FinancialFreak mind after watching this program was what made these guys so special, how did these guys become the best in the business while others were being mowed down in the streets. Two things come to mind. They showed persistence and they performed with excellence, they paid attention to every last detail. These people never gave up, they were absolutely relentless. When they failed at a drop or a pick up they made corrections and went at it again.

Here is an excellent example of what made them so effective. According to a pilot being interviewed they came up with a plan to drop large bundles of cocaine fitted with radio beacons into the water off the coast of Florida from a plane then retrieve them by speed boat. Apparently they had an issue with the suppliers taking shortcuts while packaging the product so as soon as the first drop hit the water the bundles exploded spreading a couple million dollars with worth of high grade cocaine into the Gulf of Mexico. Here is where the persistence part comes in. Do you think this was their last attempt at this plan? Of course not these guys are grade A hustlers. So after delivering a couple mil’ worth of dope to the fishes they tried again. They readdressed the issue with their Colombian suppliers and demanded new packaging for a second attempt. Again the bundles leaked and the drugs were destroyed. So do you think this was their last attempt at the plan? Nope, again they contacted the suppliers had them fix the issue and after two tries and several million dollars in losses they finally got it right.

So through their persistence they became the first guys to move massive amounts of Colombian coke into Florida. While striving for excellence in their chosen trade they only got better at this. The point here is that they never let up, they never folded, and they never stopped fighting, they kept throwing punches until ”the man” finally took them down.  Most people don’t even begin the fight to create excellence in thier lives let alone stay with it. This brings me to my question for you….

Why are you not the biggest, baldest hustler in your city? Let me know what you should be doing better in your life but haven’t displayed the excellence or persistence these guys have?

It’s funny how people will sometimes ask a question of you then argue with the answer you give. This blog has brought out the financial questions from people around me and sometimes people don’t want to actually hear the answer to the question. Yesterday one such question started a discussion with a friend of mine that went around in circles for what seemed like a month. Then we abruptly came to an agreement and this quote sums up the feelings around that moment of truth…

 Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. – unknown

 Luckily I wasn’t the one having this realization, at least not this time anyway. The question that sparked the chat was basically this: “how do you get out and stay out of the cycle of car debt?” For myself I saw a pretty straight forward answer (as most personal finance questions are in my opinion). The idea is to save up enough money to pay cash for your next car…that’s it, it’s that simple. The theory itself is simple but getting it done takes some work. We can discuss endlessly the different techniques of how you might pull that off (and I may sometime just not right now).

 My friend’s realization described above was sparked when I asked him the following question:

If you can afford make the payments why can’t you afford to save for it, especially a purchase you can plan ahead for?

Once this question was posed the conversation slammed to a halt faster than a school bus at the train tracks. He looked at me and said I guess you have a point. Things really are that simple. If you have some time to plan for the expenses all you need to do is plan for the expense. True, it’s not much fun and it sure isn’t very sexy but it works. That’s how most of our grandparents bought stuff like cars. They saved up for things and when they had the money they would make the purchase. So what’s different now? Try: marketing, peer pressure, greed, impatience, a lack of discipline, aside from those roadblocks (especially the lack of discipline one) this idea pretty much works the same as it did before.

I doubt our conversation will change the way he operates his finances moving forward but at least the question was recognized and there may be that little twinge of guilt each time he unnecessarily spends on credit. True this may not ruin his life but at least he can now add one more option to his financial text book in his head.

So I now pose the question to my readers:

If you can afford make the payments why can’t you afford to save for it, especially a purchase you can plan ahead for?

Go ahead you can post your excuses in the comment section.

I was out at a night spot sometime ago with some friends and some friends of friends, some I knew quite well and ac couple I had only met that night. Myself and a couple others bellied up to the bar to order the first round. As we grabbed our drinks one of the guys I just met said “I got this one” and waved us of. So being a gentleman and a budget minded FinancialFreak I decided to allow him the pleasure of paying for the drinks. He then reached in his pocket and pulled a roll of cash with a rubber band around it and proceeded to flip off a couple bills so fast he looked like Al Capone paying off the cops. Now I already knew this guy had some really nice shoes on but I never guessed him to have several grand rolled up in his front pocket!

Now, I always have some cash in my pocket, especially since I refuse to use credit cards anymore, but I sure as heck don’t have $3000 in my pocket very often. Since the thought of having my very own fist full of $100’s sounded so exhilerating I figured I’d give this big shot technique a try and see how it worked for me. This sounded like a logical experiment so shortly after meeting Fist-full-of-100’s Guy I withdrew my entire starter emergency fund of just over $1500.00 rolled it up and stuffed it in my front pocket. After leaving the ATM I headed over to Starbucks to meet up with a friend.  I was excited just thinking about the moment I’d get to whip that wad out of my pocket and say “I got this one.” Just like Fist-full-of-100’s Guy had done a few nights before.  So without hesitation as soon as he placed his order BAMM! The fat wad was out of my pocket and a smile was on my face. The only problem was I looked like a complete idiot bustin’ out $1500 to buy two cups of coffee. 

And sure enough the barista saw right through me. With a smirk on her face and a smart little attitude she said “Is that all you have?” Ouch! I was busted by a 17 year old coffee pusher! 

So I did my best to play it off all FinancialFreak cool and said “Why, how much do the other guys usually tip?”

All in all it was a lame experiment to roll like a big-shot but in the end I came out looking more like Al Bundy than Al Capone

How much cash do you usually carry in your pockets?

Who cares if your coworker doesn’t like your car? Who cares if they laugh at your hatchback with the bald and flat spare tire. Who cares if you iPod doesn’t have the bitchin’ touch screen? Who cares if you’re still trying to rock last year’s sunglasses? Do you really care what they think about your possessions? Who really cares about your money? Everybody always says they don’t but seriously do you? These feelings are real though and they do have an effect on how we often live our lives. Many people destroy their financial plans (if they actually have one) by making buying decisions based on the judgments of others instead of what’s best for themselves and their family. Don’t get me wrong here I’m all for buying tons of stuff, even stuff you don’t really need, that’s how I made a mess of my finances in the first place.

I got rid of a lot of stuff when I decided to adjust my financial circumstances. A funny thing happened though when I began to do that. I really didn’t care at that point what people thought about the stuff I had anymore. It was good for me in many ways. Now I sort of wear the fact that I haven’t overspent my means as a badge of honor. I love telling people I sold my BMW and bought a Chevy and why we decided to go the National Park instead of Mexico for vacation. Now that we’ve made so much progress in our financial lives the people that are actually important to us and care for us brag about what we’ve done and to that I say “Who really cares about my money anyway?”

So go ahead and mock me (or more likely just think it…wimp) then shut up and get back to work so you make some more money to hopefully cover that ridiculous car payment again next month. I love it when broke people tell I’m wrong about money – thanks for more motivation!