Financial Freak Show

This is for those of you that are paid on a bi-weekly basis. There are 52 weeks in a year so it works out that twice a year you’ll receive a third paycheck that month. It’s what I like to call the “Magic Month” The cool part about this is that the month isn’t any longer but the still magic happens and you take home an extra 50% – hence the name Magic Month. For Vinny Financio the magic is happening this month – right before your eyes.

Of course to make the Magic Month work for you I advise that like a true FinancialFreak you plan for this well in advance. Work these extra funds into your budget prior to getting that fat fist full of cash and take advantage of this magical windfall instead of letting it wander out of your life. No matter what your present financial situation is you can pay down some debts, shore up your big fat emergency fund, lock it away towards one of your savings goals, and maybe even blow a reasonable amount of it.

*Note I said blow a reasonable amount! As always let’s plan ahead, be responsible, have a little fun and make Mr. Financio proud. Remember we’ll likely have this same talk again in a few months so with a little discipline maybe it will be more talk about fun and less about paying debts!

It’s pretty easy to pick some goals  then get off your butt and begin working towards them. It’s also just as easy to focus on too many goals at once. In a previous post Take Aim & Kill It I talk about focusing all your financial resources at your smallest debt and working to eliminate it as rapidly as possible. Here I want to talk about why focusing on your debts now is important to reaching those larger goals further in the distance.

A contractor friend once told me this quote:

When you come across an electrical problem and a plumbing problem…don’t try to fix them both at the same time!

In other words don’t try to do too many things at once. I decided I would be better served by focusing on debts now which has allowed me to focus more on financing my retirement and reaching those larger goals. I once heard a story about a apartment maintenance man that bought his employer’s apartment complex with cash and managed to retire with over $3 million in the bank years later (that story could be  total B.S. but I did hear it). Well the story goes like this…He saved his butt off and even though he wasn’t making a ton of money over time he managed to save up enough dough to buy the small apartment complex he worked at and began creating some wealth. That’s pretty much the story. Instead of spending his money he saved his money and as the story goes eventually had enough dough to make a big fat real estate purchase. My guess is this person was a pretty simple dude and probably kept himself out of debt (I don’ see any other way he could really save up a ton of money like this). The obvious advantage though is that he was able to use his income to build something instead of paying for crap he bought in the past + interest.

Even if the story I heard was total B.S. the theory’s still valid. Freeing up your income by clearing your debts will allow you to stash away more money and collect interest instead of paying interest. Do that long enough and large enough and you could eventually turn that stack of money into investments to replace your income and build some wealth.  In my post I Call a Do-over I talk about some other advantages to freeing yourself from your everyday debts. As long as your income keeps going towards interest payments on credit cards and cars its going to be hard to use this money for much of anything else (it’s hard to save it if you don’t really get to keep it). So by wiping out my debts I’m now able to save and invest money much more aggressively because I actually have more available money now. 

I’m a long way from paying cash for my an apartment building but I’m a whole lot closer now that my money stays with me at the end of the month.  Freeing up my income has now given me access to the one tool I need to begin building some wealth, my income. 

If you were able to free yourself up from monthly debt payments what would you do with all that money?

It’s funny how people will sometimes ask a question of you then argue with the answer you give. This blog has brought out the financial questions from people around me and sometimes people don’t want to actually hear the answer to the question. Yesterday one such question started a discussion with a friend of mine that went around in circles for what seemed like a month. Then we abruptly came to an agreement and this quote sums up the feelings around that moment of truth…

 Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. – unknown

 Luckily I wasn’t the one having this realization, at least not this time anyway. The question that sparked the chat was basically this: “how do you get out and stay out of the cycle of car debt?” For myself I saw a pretty straight forward answer (as most personal finance questions are in my opinion). The idea is to save up enough money to pay cash for your next car…that’s it, it’s that simple. The theory itself is simple but getting it done takes some work. We can discuss endlessly the different techniques of how you might pull that off (and I may sometime just not right now).

 My friend’s realization described above was sparked when I asked him the following question:

If you can afford make the payments why can’t you afford to save for it, especially a purchase you can plan ahead for?

Once this question was posed the conversation slammed to a halt faster than a school bus at the train tracks. He looked at me and said I guess you have a point. Things really are that simple. If you have some time to plan for the expenses all you need to do is plan for the expense. True, it’s not much fun and it sure isn’t very sexy but it works. That’s how most of our grandparents bought stuff like cars. They saved up for things and when they had the money they would make the purchase. So what’s different now? Try: marketing, peer pressure, greed, impatience, a lack of discipline, aside from those roadblocks (especially the lack of discipline one) this idea pretty much works the same as it did before.

I doubt our conversation will change the way he operates his finances moving forward but at least the question was recognized and there may be that little twinge of guilt each time he unnecessarily spends on credit. True this may not ruin his life but at least he can now add one more option to his financial text book in his head.

So I now pose the question to my readers:

If you can afford make the payments why can’t you afford to save for it, especially a purchase you can plan ahead for?

Go ahead you can post your excuses in the comment section.

Honestly I’m stunned at how much money I’ve pissed away over the years on stuff I didn’t really need.  This was brought to my attention recently when the arm broke off of my sunglasses – my sweet pair of sunglasses. Now I had a couple options here.

1. Toss them to the curb and go back to the old standby pair. (makes good sense)
2. Toss them to the curb and replace those bad dogs with a fresh pair. (how I would have done it in the past)
3. Try to track down the world’s smallest screw and attempt to make those NASCAR pit crews jealous with my rockin’ repair work.  (likely not going to work but what the hell I’ll give it a shot, 3 it is!)

So I figured all I needed was the world’s smallest screw. I stopped into a sunglasses store and asked the girl if she could help. And bless her little sales-girl heart, she recommended that I might be interested in a new pair. So I asked her “do they cost the same price as the screw?”Apparently the answer was “No” since she never actually responded while she dug around in a drawer behind the counter. She came up with a small box with atleast 2000+ assorted little screws and several screwdrivers. While she “screwed around” with my glasses she again mentioned that they had 10% off this same particular brand and she pointed to a big hanging sign displaying two hotties wearing some sweet new shades having the time of their lives on the beach. She then told me I should try a couple pairs and see what I liked. So I figured what the heck, lets browse around while I’m waiting for her to do her magic. Sure enough 30 seconds later I began having those “hey, these are pretty nice” thoughts. Luckily before I asked to try them on I heard “looks like I got it here”.  Good timing little sales girl that was seriously a close one! So I thanked her for the free fix up job and hit the door. 

I felt like a new man. I felt like I had single handedly concurred the little sales girl and stared into the face of one the world’s vast marketing machines. At this point I was thinking about how easy it could have been to separate me from my cash if she hadn’t been able to fix my sunglasses.  But since I started my never ending fight towards my domination of personal money matters I’ve noticed the commercials and marketing BS seems much louder and more obscene than I remember. There’s a constant prodding to take action, to conform or to be different depending what wares they’re trying unload on you. You’re too fat, too skinny, too gray, too many wrinkles, your boobs are too small, and that car is sooo last year. The pounding never ends and thank goodness we don’t consciously take in all the sales and marketing that’s presented to us every day. If somehow I was able to pay attention to all if it I’d probably only buy two things…a bottle of Jack Daniels and a handgun and attempt to ease the pain from the overload it’d cause.

It’s an ugly world out there when it comes to your money so keep your guard up. Keep your financial goals in mind. Remember that your money is finite so spend accordingly.

I was out at a night spot sometime ago with some friends and some friends of friends, some I knew quite well and ac couple I had only met that night. Myself and a couple others bellied up to the bar to order the first round. As we grabbed our drinks one of the guys I just met said “I got this one” and waved us of. So being a gentleman and a budget minded FinancialFreak I decided to allow him the pleasure of paying for the drinks. He then reached in his pocket and pulled a roll of cash with a rubber band around it and proceeded to flip off a couple bills so fast he looked like Al Capone paying off the cops. Now I already knew this guy had some really nice shoes on but I never guessed him to have several grand rolled up in his front pocket!

Now, I always have some cash in my pocket, especially since I refuse to use credit cards anymore, but I sure as heck don’t have $3000 in my pocket very often. Since the thought of having my very own fist full of $100’s sounded so exhilerating I figured I’d give this big shot technique a try and see how it worked for me. This sounded like a logical experiment so shortly after meeting Fist-full-of-100’s Guy I withdrew my entire starter emergency fund of just over $1500.00 rolled it up and stuffed it in my front pocket. After leaving the ATM I headed over to Starbucks to meet up with a friend.  I was excited just thinking about the moment I’d get to whip that wad out of my pocket and say “I got this one.” Just like Fist-full-of-100’s Guy had done a few nights before.  So without hesitation as soon as he placed his order BAMM! The fat wad was out of my pocket and a smile was on my face. The only problem was I looked like a complete idiot bustin’ out $1500 to buy two cups of coffee. 

And sure enough the barista saw right through me. With a smirk on her face and a smart little attitude she said “Is that all you have?” Ouch! I was busted by a 17 year old coffee pusher! 

So I did my best to play it off all FinancialFreak cool and said “Why, how much do the other guys usually tip?”

All in all it was a lame experiment to roll like a big-shot but in the end I came out looking more like Al Bundy than Al Capone

How much cash do you usually carry in your pockets?

This is a quick shout out to my friend Mark. He, as of today is 8-days clean! He has managed to live the last 8 days of his life without using his credit cards. I know this may sound like no big deal but to him it is. He has been financially retarded (his words) for many years and has now decided to make some adjustments. 

After a lengthy discussion last week explaining how you can function in the world without needing a credit card Mark decided to toss out his 3 near the limit credit cards and instead replace them with cash (well as much cash as he has once he makes his credit card payments). It’s your call as to what will work best for you and your family but for myself I’ve decided that I really saw no benefit from carrying and using credit cards in my everyday consumer life. Apparently this idea sounded pretty appealing to Mark, he called me the day after our discussion and let me know he cleaned out his wallet to make room for some cash instead. 8 days later he’s still on the wagon as he puts it. I told him he sounds like a recovering crack head, he said thats about how he feels.    

 Now I don’t think everybody in the world necessarily needs to do this (I like making money on bank stocks too) but I do think most people should dump their cards. If you ever have a balance, ever pay interest, ever pay any fees or ever pay an annual fee on your card(s) then you should consider your options, otherwise it’s costing you money.

It’s your call how you handle your money but at least think about who’s really benefiting from your use of debt.

Congrats on being 8 Days Clean Mark! You’re still a financial retard (his words) but at least your one stop closer to climbing off the short bus. congrats!

Enjoy this article I wrote at Hobostudent.com:

3 jobs that will keep you paid and cool

and no…that’s not me in the maid’s outfit