Financial Freak Show

I was talking to Mark (the proudly self proclaimed Financial Retard) about how he was getting by without using his credit cards over the past few weeks.  He said a funny thing happened when he pulled the cards out of his wallet, for the first time in many years he had the feeling that he needed to save more. As it turns out he was pretty freaked out by the fact that he didn’t have his “debt safety net” to fall back on. Mark was used to always having a $1,000 or so in available credit just in case something popped up. Now that he was no longer carting those cards he was only relying only on the money in his bank account.

Having a credit card to fall back on can dissuade you from building a proper emergency fund. I think this happens for a couple reasons. First, with credit you already have a safety net in place. That’s actually one of the reasons many people get credit cards in the first place. Though this can quickly blow up in your face because you could be taking on debt at the exact time it gets most difficult to pay it back. It amazes me how many people grab their credit cards right after a job loss and began using high interest cash advances for everyday life at the exact worse time to be borrowing money. I think having the cards as a safety net allows people to feel like they’re covered so the urgency to save really isn’t there.

Second, I think another reason people don’t build emergency savings when they use cards is because they’re constantly working to clear the debts. Instead of making savings a priority they make keeping up with the card balances a priority. The more debt they have on their cards the less they have available to save and the more likely they’ll need the cards to cover their butts again and so the cycle continues.  

At some point if you want to go with out credit cards you need to break the cycle of spending instead of saving. I personally stashed away a little dough to use for future “emergencies” then stopped using the cards. Once I stopped using the cards and had some real money in the bank to fall back on all I really had to do was eliminate the balances and at that point I was done with the credit card cycle. I had no use for them anymore. I now have an emergency fund with more money available to me than I ever had available on my credit cards…oh and it’s earning interest too.

The good news is Mark has decided, for the first time ever, to start saving. He’s now quickly building an emergency fund since this’ll be his only safety net going forward. It looks like with a little encouragement and some discipline our buddy Mark won’t be “financially retarded” too much longer…at least that’s the plan.

So what’s your plan for dealing with credit cards, do you want them gone, do you really need them around? Let me know how you feel about this.

In my post Money Creates Options I jokingly talked about how I hope to always have enough money that I never need to rent a PT Cruiser again. Well once again having little cash in the bank opened up an unexpected option for us. Last week someone very important to me passed away.

Once I received the news that evening my wife and I decided we needed to travel three states away and we needed to leave that night (and I’m not talking about crossing three of those little East Coast states, I’m talking about crossing three big fat West Coast states). When we were discussing our options about flying, driving, going or not going, a funny thing happened that was sort of new to us…not once during our discussion did my wife or myself ask the question “Do we have enough money” or “How much will it cost?”  We knew stuffed away in a local credit union was had everything we needed to do whatever we needed to do.

At 2am, within couple hours of receiving the emotional news Mrs. Financio, Mrs. Financio JR, and myself found ourselves in the SUV, making a quick stop at the ATM to grab some cash then we made a break for the border(s).

18 months ago this whole scheme would have played out a bit differently. It likely would have involved some unpleasant discussions about money and credit cards and bills and gas money, all are the last things I want to talk about when things complicated. After all was said and done there was no debt incurred, there was no discussion about the money involved in making the trip. We were free to do what we felt we needed to do without any concern for the dollars involved. This unexpected trip that came about by a huge loss in my life was in a way also huge success for me financially and, proof that some sacrifice and good decision making can pay off in big ways that can’t be explained in terms of dollars. The crazy part was that this came right on the heels of our Serious Budget Busting Week I think somebody out there is testing me to see if I’m really serious about this whole debt free thing!

My budget last week took the gloves off and gave me a serious punch in the mouth. I’m bleeding and a bit dazed, but I know there is still some fight left in me….I hope. Ohh, where to start? It amazes how the saying “when it rains…it sucks!” seems so true at times. Well here you go,I’m gonna to lay the boys on the table for public judgement!  

1. The third week of October is apparently our week for eating dinners out. Sunday we took my wife’s mother out just to enjoy her company and thank her for watching our daughter five days a week for free (I figure that’s worth tossing some Thai food her way every once in a while). Monday we I needed to pick up my vehicle (I’ll get to that one in a minute!) so that lead to another dinner out. Though this time we were hooked up with a $10 off online coupon so that covered the beer. Tuesday, my favorite aunt was in town for a business conference so once again we headed downtown to catch up over some chow. Friday we find ourselves at a rehearsal dinner for a friend’s wedding – true, the dinner is free but the baby’s new outfit necessary for flower girl duty…well that’s not so free! I consider this a dinner related expense.
2. Saturday gets pricey downtown again even with our crazy hookups! Due to the above mentioned wedding we spent the weekend in a downtown hotel suite. True we only live 30 minutes from downtown but with the baby and a lot to do we decided to get a place to stay in the city. With my wife’s crazy hotel hookups (she works in sales in the hotel business so she knows everybody that matters) we got the room for less than a third of the regular price. And since I worked my crappy second “get out of debt” job as a valet at this same high-end hotel the $38 per night parking fee only cost me a smile and a couple fist-bumps with the ex-coworkers.
3. The crazy hookups continued to ease the pain through the weekend but we still dropped some dough.  Saturday my hot little sales-lady wife pulls some more strings and we find ourselves at the Zoo with $30 worth of free passes. Well free that is if you exclude the $5.00 parking, the $12.00 snack and the $7.00 Starbuck’s drive-by on the way there. I guess that’s the cost of some beautiful moments with my little girl. And you can’t buy that at your local Wal-Mart!
4. The wedding Saturday night had no official cover charge. Dinner was provided by our hosts but there was a gift purchase involved so in a way there was a cover charge. No big deal though, dinner was good and it was all so terribly romantic that it probably would have induced vomiting if any outsiders were watching. (take a moment here and wipe your eyes – I know, I’m a little choked up as well).
5. Here was our big budget killer this week! I had the pleasure of forking over the money to replace the engine in my SUV.  This expense stung like hell but the good news is since I got such a sweet deal on the car (once again Viny Financio and his fist full $100’s talked louder than the seller’s asking price) I was still right at Blue Book value even after we dropped in the new engine. Of course this was due to me having a very good friend that does this sort of stuff for a living so instead of laying out the estimated $6,800 I was in it less than $4k I’m glad we were able to cover all this with cash from our emergency fund because they don’t accept credit cards for homie-hookups! And thanks to another good friend I also managed to get by without needing to rent another PT Cruiser/death Trap.

So all-in-all this week cost us right around $4,500 not including our regular living expenses! Things did work out though, and it helped that October is double a Magic Month for us. In a way though I still feel sort of like I was accidentally kicked it in the groin by my own friends and my own possessions but we’re still rolling FinancialFreakShow debt free and we’ll keep fighting but I promise you Vinny Financio will keep fighting dirty!

A couple years ago at the very beginning of my quest to become debt free I read a small little book called Debt Free on $5 a Day (at least I think that’s what it was called, I don’t really remember it was a couple years ago). The idea behind the book was that if you set aside $5 a day, every day before anything else and applied that to your debts you would work yourself out of your money problems. At the time I thought the idea was…well how do I say this best, ”retarded?”

According to my calculations if I would have stuck to the $5 a day plan every stinking day I would be completely debt free in approximately 21,400 days. Not a bad deal…if I wanted to be debt free around my 90th birthday! Actually it’s more likely I’d be debt free well before that because at some point I’d have to kill myself over it. Of course then my wife could bank the insurance $money$. Anyway, where was I? So at the time the thought of removing all my debt at the rate of $150 a month seemed laughable, but the idea behind the book made perfect sense. The idea was to get in the habit of paying your debts before you had the opportunity to spend your money on something else. At the time I took the book at face value I think because I was desperate for a solution. Now that I look back at it the book makes perfect sense even though the numbers don’t jive. In may posts Micro Paymentality & Sick Day Bonus Pay I talk about how this exact idea can work only on a larger scale. The idea is to fight like hell to find extra money each month then apply it to your bills.

If you manage to get a grasp on your finances and put a couple of the basics into place like a household budget and an emergency fund to prevent you from needing more credit to get by, the $5 a day idea could actually work. No matter how much you can manage to eek out of your budget, as long as you can eek out something, if you put it towards your debts before you allow it to wander out of your life, and assuming you don’t rack up any new debt, you’ll eventually become debt free. Though in my case I busted it and used what I affectionately call the Vinny Financio’s Debt Free on $60 a Day Plan and it worked. I guess I was just a little too impatient to wait until I was 90 or dead to live like this.

This is for those of you that are paid on a bi-weekly basis. There are 52 weeks in a year so it works out that twice a year you’ll receive a third paycheck that month. It’s what I like to call the “Magic Month” The cool part about this is that the month isn’t any longer but the still magic happens and you take home an extra 50% – hence the name Magic Month. For Vinny Financio the magic is happening this month – right before your eyes.

Of course to make the Magic Month work for you I advise that like a true FinancialFreak you plan for this well in advance. Work these extra funds into your budget prior to getting that fat fist full of cash and take advantage of this magical windfall instead of letting it wander out of your life. No matter what your present financial situation is you can pay down some debts, shore up your big fat emergency fund, lock it away towards one of your savings goals, and maybe even blow a reasonable amount of it.

*Note I said blow a reasonable amount! As always let’s plan ahead, be responsible, have a little fun and make Mr. Financio proud. Remember we’ll likely have this same talk again in a few months so with a little discipline maybe it will be more talk about fun and less about paying debts!

I was out at a night spot sometime ago with some friends and some friends of friends, some I knew quite well and ac couple I had only met that night. Myself and a couple others bellied up to the bar to order the first round. As we grabbed our drinks one of the guys I just met said “I got this one” and waved us of. So being a gentleman and a budget minded FinancialFreak I decided to allow him the pleasure of paying for the drinks. He then reached in his pocket and pulled a roll of cash with a rubber band around it and proceeded to flip off a couple bills so fast he looked like Al Capone paying off the cops. Now I already knew this guy had some really nice shoes on but I never guessed him to have several grand rolled up in his front pocket!

Now, I always have some cash in my pocket, especially since I refuse to use credit cards anymore, but I sure as heck don’t have $3000 in my pocket very often. Since the thought of having my very own fist full of $100’s sounded so exhilerating I figured I’d give this big shot technique a try and see how it worked for me. This sounded like a logical experiment so shortly after meeting Fist-full-of-100’s Guy I withdrew my entire starter emergency fund of just over $1500.00 rolled it up and stuffed it in my front pocket. After leaving the ATM I headed over to Starbucks to meet up with a friend.  I was excited just thinking about the moment I’d get to whip that wad out of my pocket and say “I got this one.” Just like Fist-full-of-100’s Guy had done a few nights before.  So without hesitation as soon as he placed his order BAMM! The fat wad was out of my pocket and a smile was on my face. The only problem was I looked like a complete idiot bustin’ out $1500 to buy two cups of coffee. 

And sure enough the barista saw right through me. With a smirk on her face and a smart little attitude she said “Is that all you have?” Ouch! I was busted by a 17 year old coffee pusher! 

So I did my best to play it off all FinancialFreak cool and said “Why, how much do the other guys usually tip?”

All in all it was a lame experiment to roll like a big-shot but in the end I came out looking more like Al Bundy than Al Capone

How much cash do you usually carry in your pockets?

Sunday evening I was thinking I needed to get to work on another post. While jumping around the internet looking up some info for a future post I stumbled across a Netflix popup. I was now officially distracted. Once I wa sin my Netflix account I found myself plugging my laptop into my TV a pressing play on a “Watch Instantly” program called Cocaine Cowboys and threw myself onto the couch to become immersed for the next two hours in the life of Miami’s 1980’s big time, big money, real life cocaine dealers.

Two hours later the lady I live with (aka. my wife) came home and with a smirk asked how my writing was going.  I then told her how I had killed two full hours just hanging out on the couch. That’s when it hit me…my evening sounded like that Kenny Chesney song

 So I’ll just sit right here, have another beer in Mexico do my best to waste another day

-Kenny Chesney

I realized I wasted an entire evening when I should have been writing. Looking back it seem this happened because I began something without a reasonable plan in place. I was easily distracted since I started without any direction right from the beginning. This is what many people do financially everyday. Normal people rarely move forward financially with any real plan, strategy or focus. They look up and realize they’re in debt with no emergency fund and no viable strategy for anything different in the future. As a FinancialFreak you should devise and follow a plan to win financially, which is sadly not the norm (thats why were freaks – we’re not normal). True there will be many corrections and adjustments to the plan along the way but at least your not just along for the ride your instead driving the bus.

 So next time you get the urge to sit on the couch waiting to see what low fat recipe Oprah’s pimping this week or which stars can’t dance or who’s getting thrown off the island. Here are a couple ideas of things you could do instead….

Evaluate your financial position – create a personal balance sheet (what you have minus what you owe – third grade math I think even you can pull that off!)

Create a monthly spending plan for you household (again third grade math)

Write down you financial goals; 1yr, 5yr, 20yr etc.

Devise a plan to realistically accomplish your goals  

Maybe even take a few minutes to discuss your thoughts about the household finances with your significant other

Read something - improve some aspect of your life you feel needs attention (work, relationship, or maybe visit some older post on this site – you just might learn something….or not)

Then again maybe I’ll just sit right here and have another beer….

What advice do you have for those that struggle to keep their focus for the long-haul? What do you do to keep yourself on task?